The following piece is not my work. I found it written on the Notepad of my workstation the other day. Read on, dig deep and see if you can identify what or who it is pertaining to.
Most Illustrious King,
I am writing this letter to express my deep appreciation about your latest conquest. Let me start by saying thanks for giving me the freedom to express myself in this letter I address to you, your Majesty. I have heard about how you stopped the birds from singing their songs. For the critters’ wails disturb your deep slumber. They should not have interfered with the King’s nap time. Thank you for putting away the howler monkeys whose outrageous shouts flood your ear. I have heard you put put them away in 12 steel cages which rose from the ground up to the heavens.
For cutting up the hyena’s tongue, I praise you your Majesty. Those dogs will just laugh at almost anything! Thank you for ridding us of thos scums. And for breaking the box of truth, as according to the wisdom of your latest decree, it never really served its purpose of telling the truth, but it only ridiculed your kings righteous rulings. You are doing the Lord’s work, my King! If it is not much to ask, please give my regards to Lord Sotodicus for I’ve heard that he led the charge against the hyenas. Those dogs should definitely know their place. Even if they are natually made to laugh, nothing should disturb my dear Sire whenever he is doing his job. After all, copying other philosopher’s books is an important job.
And lastly, please allow me, as a sign of my utmost respect, to raise two of my tallest fingers to you and your knights.
Your Court Jester
So, to whoever who wrote this, I applaud you. I am not even sure if this is from a book or a movie, but just the same, it was amusingly entertaining. 🙂